I killed someone. How should I get rid of the body? Curious Red 16 Comments ... Comments Nice try. First post here and you start with this? jkAllDays Log in to Reply How about you cut it up and mail each piece to a different country? Guest Log in to Reply ??? redman307 Log in to Reply Put it in the passenger seat and go on a road trip! gekkogecko Log in to Reply Compost bin! jane_mary_cry_one_tear Log in to Reply Wrap it up and leave it just inside your door. I’ll be by to pick it up shortly. No questions… BloodyHand19 Log in to Reply All you need is a good sharp butchers knife, Sandwich bags, Clingfilm (saran wrap for the Americans), a chest freezer and a good three hours of your time. That’ll keep you going for a short while until the hunger takes you again. Wooberman Log in to Reply Sounds like it’s time to start investigating corrosive acids. Just make sure you also get the proper container to hold the acid in. CrimsonRiver Log in to Reply drown in the lake Dims Log in to Reply Make it into dinner. emoevillove Log in to Reply How would you prepare it? Curious Red Log in to Reply I would prepare it in a variety of different ways. You could for instance, make lean hip steaks and then roast the posterior in a deep dished roasting pan. For seasoning, you’d want some garlic, pepper, salt and any other spices at your discretion. Malaise Log in to Reply I’ll buy him off you. Meet me at Bluffers park and we’ll talk about price. You might have a job if you can supply me with more bodies, Dead or Alive. Son_OF_SATAN Log in to Reply just know your in deep shit there is no perfect murder!! AnonymousKe Log in to Reply Burn the body, Grind the remaining bones, Mix them with cement then use it ReignMuziq87 Log in to Reply Kill a dog. Go to the woods, dig a 6ft hole. Bury the body with 3ft dirt on top. Then the dog with the rest of the dirt. Die On Set A Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply You must be logged in to post a comment. ← Bear mascot murder. Boy covered in blood.